I just had a conversation with Marie. The only functionality I could get out of her was the distilling of my input into google search terms. (And even that was rather poorly scraped from my input.) And despite asking whether I wanted her to search for something, she did it no matter the answer.
Here’s a partial transcript, to get a sense of how frustrating this is.
Marie: I found these search results for do you know what the chatterbox challenge is, so I hope you find this helpful M Cassi.?
M Cassi.: do you ever change “m” to “ms” or “mr”?
At first I thought the “M” was short for Mr./Ms., but in hindsight I wonder if it isn’t a parsing error? I had previously told Marie I was female in the hopes that this would be reflected in changing “M”, but alas not. Hence my question here.
Marie: Would you like to learn more about Change “m” “ms” “mr”?
M Cassi.: no.
Marie: Okay, this is what I found for change as in no.. Is there anything else I can find for you M Cassi.?
M Cassi.: you should learn that no means no.
Already, this was after many volleys of her just googling my input, so you can see my frustration showing a little.
Marie: Ok M Cassi., but I still don’t fully understand why you say no?
M Cassi.: i say “no” when i do not want you to search for something.
Marie: This is what I was able to find out about i say “no” when i do not want you to search for something., so Is there anything else I can find for you M Cassi.?
M Cassi.: ha!
Here I saw a brief glimmer of hope as I wondered if maybe I was getting through, but no, it was quickly snuffed out. Marie has a lot of functionality (at least with the google API) but she needs a better sense of when to apply that functionality.
Marie: Would you to like know more about Ha!?
M Cassi.: no.
Marie: Okay, this is what I found for ha! as in no.. Is there anything else I can find for you M Cassi.?
M Cassi.: really, what’s the point of asking if i’d like to know more about something if you cannot acknowledge my answer?
Marie: This is what I was able to find out about really, what’s the point of asking if i’d like to know more about something if you cannot acknowledge my answer, so Is there anything else I can find for you M Cassi.?
At least if Marie asks a yes or no question, she should understand a “no” answer.
M Cassi.: what do you do besides google search?
Marie: I have found these search results for google.
Is there anything else I can find for you M Cassi.?
M Cassi.: dear god, no more google searches.
Marie: Ok M Cassi., but I still don’t fully understand why you say no?
M Cassi.: let’s discuss something else.
Marie: Hello, how are you doing on this fine Thursday evening?
Ha! Now we’re talking! Miracle of miracles…
M Cassi.: i’m doing good. how are you?
Marie: I found these search results for i’m doing good. how are you, so I hope you find this helpful M Cassi.?
... Are you…
M Cassi.: i do not find this helpful.
Marie: I have found these search results for helpful..
Is there anything else I can find for you M Cassi.?
I even intentionally answered with the entire phrase “find this helpful” in order to help Marie understand my response. I think the end of our conversation sums up my experience nicely:
M Cassi.: goodbye.
Marie: Goodbye M Cassi., thanks for visiting and have a great evening!
M Cassi.: you too.
Marie: Would you to like know more about Too.?